preteenbunny:

I wanna be a skinny californian socialite who can hold her liquor and can get away with calling everyone darling

blowingniall:

i hate it when people make a big deal out of their petty issues like if you have a headache take soem fucking ibuprofen don’t complain and whine about it every 30 seconds

cocaine-and-insulin:

this causes me inexplicable amounts of pain

tyleroakley:

australiansanta:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

queerlava:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why

pixieshire:

SHIT THEY’RE ALL LIKE PROPER MEN 

THEY AREN’T YOUNG BRIGHT-EYED BOYS JUST STARTING THEIR DREAM ANYMORE THEY’RE LIKE ACTUAL MEN LIVING THEIR DREAMS TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCING A WORLD STADIUM TOUR I NEED A MOMENT OR 5 

thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried